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Nick Mandella's avatar

If they didn’t want us eating whole boxes of Cheez Itz then they shouldn’t have genetically

engineered them to be so delicious.

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Patty Barrett's avatar

meanwhile we're genetically engineered to be deliciously depressed

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Bree Tiura's avatar

Patty, I LOVE you and your posts, and OMG - I can relate to a lot of this! Like, I forgot to make a side salad for my partner and myself on Monday night, and I apologized too many times and felt bad for two days. I made a salad last night to redeem myself, and now I finally feel back in balance, but I’m still feeling a tad ashamed. I think I would have gone down the same shame spiral as you about the yogurt. It’s not a big deal, but it *feels* like a BIG deal.

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Patty Barrett's avatar

omg it really does - it feels like you've messed everything up and disappointed everyone. it's not true!!! and thank you so much for your kind words!!

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Kelly Tanchum's avatar

I love you with or without yogurt 🤍

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Patty Barrett's avatar

and i love you even if you didn't park in a shady spot for the cheese

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