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This was very good and at times I was like, I wish I wrote this but then I remembered, alas, somewhere way back in the creek, a Princess Diana beanie baby still exists in its plastic case.

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RUDE!!! I will give you $50,000 for it! It's a SOUND INVESTMENT!

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#beanie #baby #billionaire. also, I lovingly vote dateline suspect vs homeowner.

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